What is it about pompous people?! How can a person exist without an inclination to humor? I made a joke recently, a small harmless one aimed at a co-worker I knew only by name. He responded with an offended "What are you saying?" It fell flat. Do you know why jokes fall flat with people like that? It's because they take the five foot pole out of their ass, beat the joke with it till it's as flat as can be and then shove the pole back in. This pole also works horizontally to keep people from getting too close to them. It is a multi-purpose pole.
I'm glad kids don't have it. It's why I like teaching them. You've gotten to them before they grow the pole and there's a slim chance you can make sure they don't. This is my classroom-
"Ma'am Poornima, he called me a bad word!"
"What was it?"
"He called me Poo-Poo girl."
"Chuti, you need to add -ing to make sing into the present continuous tense- singing."
"Because sing already have 'ing'"
They laugh themselves silly for the oddest reasons and they make you see this invisible humor somehow. The weekdays rush by in a flurry of lesson planning- I create activities and games that make learning English fun, with a smattering of that pesky grammar.
The weekends rush by even faster as I explore with friends. I did a quick search for offbeat locations and zeroed in on, um, uh, a phallus shrine dedicated to fertility.
Yup. Now, stop snickering and being all judgy so that you can gawp at these!....
Bows and ribbons don't help, not really-
Dildo offerings. I was speechless-
This has got to be the most bizarre thing I've ever seen! Unfortunately, my brain instantly named it. Meet 'Double-shooter'. Please don't try to shake hands....
Know your vowels, people. BELLS....BALLS....oh, what's the use...
Coz sequins make everything pretty :) -